Gosh, how do I even start talking about how to measure a dildo? Well, if you’re anything like me, you have no idea and feel intimidated by the thought.

It really isn’t as daunting as it sounds at first. To measure a dildo, all you really need is your trusty measuring tape, a simple ruler, or even a piece of string. The first step is identifying which type of measurements you need. Different dildos come in different sizes, and each one may require different dimensions for accuracy.

For most average-sized dildos, you’ll be measuring the circumference of the end, lengthwise and widthwise. To measure the circumference, simply wrap the tape around the end and write down the number. This can be helpful if the dildo is particularly wide or long. To measure the length, just extend the tape the entire length of the dildo and write that number down. To measure the width, use your ruler and find the distance across the end of the dildo.

Now that you have your measurements, you can find the perfect dildo for you. It can be quite overwhelming when looking through all the different sizes and shapes! But if you take the time to review your measurements and compare them to the size charts available on most websites, it should be relatively easy to find your ideal dildo. Just remember to take your time and go through the size charts until you find the right one.

When actually using the dildo, it’s important to stop every once in a while and check if it’s feeling too big or too small. Sometimes even the perfect size can feel wrong depending on your mood and the context it’s being used in. If you ever feel any discomfort, it’s always better to stop and adjust or vibrators swap the dildo for something else.

My final tip is to always make sure you buy your dildo from a reputable source. Websites with good customer reviews, shipping options, and money back guarantee are usually a safe bet. Additionally, you should pay close attention to the material the dildo is made from and ensure that it is body-safe and phthalates free.

That’s pretty much all you need to know about measuring your dildo! Once you know the basics, the rest should be relatively easy to figure out. Feel free to experiment with different sizes until you find something that’s just right for you. We all have different needs and preferences, and with a little patience, finding the perfect dildo for you will just be a breeze.